Read More‘but is it worth the equivalent of 22 packets of Pampers? Two words for you; POTTY TRAIN”
Read More‘Ostensibly to celebrate Mothers’ Day, but who the hell doesn’t need 5 minutes’ peace these days? It’s an everyone-box, full of absolute joy”
Read More‘Promises to resurface every strand of my hair in eight seconds. EIGHT SECONDS.”
Read More“Nothing in the history of brow product seems to be able to keep the hairs feathered and upright for as long as I want them to be (all day please, I don’t have time to look in the mirror more than once a day)”
Read More“I should have torn it out of the box to help with my stress, because when I finally did get round to filling it and adding the oil blend and turning it on. … ahhh. Calm”
Read More“I’m not saying Becca Under Eye Corrector is the ultimate solution - some bags are really wearisomely heavy - but man it is a boost.”
Read More“YOUNG skin. Pre-baby skin, 8 hour sleep skin, have I sold you yet?”
“It’s that deep hydration that makes you wake up feeling better, but for your lips.”
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“every time I put it on I stand by a natural source of light and marvel at the natural glow radiating from my cheekbones.”
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“I don’t need professional blowdries anymore, I get ‘how do you do your hair?’ requests on Instagram.”
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“peel off sticka before you even open your eyes, tentatively feel spot but spot. Is. gone.”
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“Oh wait! I forgot the most important mother-friendly part. It doesn’t smudge, or flake, or panda.”
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“you only need this one product and you will look more done than anyone else on your street.”
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“I thank the beauty gods for Stila Magnificent Metals and all that came after it.”
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“With a brush-through and a quick tong of the front section I am refreshed to death”
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