The Baby Cupboard: The worst-kept secret solution to nappy rash

Metanium Nappy Rash OIntment, £3.99

I think someone told me about this magic ointment on Instagram. I can’t remember who my source was, but whatever, I was informed and now I would like to pass it on. Yes it seems very medicinal, yes the stuff comes out as a zincy, yellow paste that is almost impossible to rub in, but more importantly, yes it soothes and clears up nappy rash overnight. One single night. 

I would also like to say I passed the secret onto my friend the other day since she’d never heard of it and her fourty (FOURTH) baby was struggling with teething related nappy rash. Four babies and she’d never come across ‘the yellow tube’. She Lloks at me blankly. ‘You must know! The funny yellow stuff. On Amazon. ‘Meh-something’’ *googles yellow nappy rash cream' because can never remember the name*. Metanium!

I feel vindicated. I may be a rookie, but I have some new and important bum-saving information I’m more than happy to share.